Define Momment Meaning

Momment

Mom to adult son: "You could really gain weight living in this city"
Cool passerby: "Ugh, what a momment!"
By Marthe
Momment
The amount of time it ACTUALLY takes you to do what you told your kids you would do "in a moment."

"Mom, can you come wipe my butt!?"
"In a second."
"Oh no, not a momment!"
By Alexia
Momment
A momment is a comment made by a mother (mom).

Dad: "I'm not spending any more money on the Cubs this year.. they're just terrible."

Mom: "You mean after we go to the gift shop, right?"

Me to my brother: "that was such a classic momment."
By Dulciana
Momment
When one's mom leaves a comment on one's Facebook wall or other social networking site.

Steve: I said I was going out drinking tonight and the only response was a momment telling me to be safe.
Steph: Dude, that's lame.
By Dorthea
Momment
A comment left by your mother (who you reluctantly added as a friend) on your Facebook. They are typically lame and/or embarrassing and can often be a source of great entertainment for your friends. Momments are frequently deleted.

"Dude, this is killing me! I got another momment yesterday. I swear she checks my facebook daily."
"She has to stop mommenting or I'm gonna remove her as a friend."

Chad Bronson "SOO WASTEDDD WAT A NIGHTT"
Marcia Bronson "Honey, we should talk about this :("
By Martguerita
Mommenting
When one's mother comments on their status with things like, "That's lovely, but make sure you're home by 10," or "Your friends should watch their mouths on the internet."

I bet Josh was so embarrassed by all his mother's mommenting.
By Carmelle
Ubeen Momment
When you bot out so hard in valorant with Jett that you make your teamates want to blow their brains out.

what did you do yesterday?
I had a ubeen momment.
By Coleen
Scrubs Momment
Also called a 'Scrubs-moment', and is already defined. :)

I just had a 'scrubs momment': it was My Deja Vu, My Deja Vu :)
By Jolee
Scrubs Momment
when you space out or imagine something crazy or funny happening from an event but instead you really do something boreing as taken in NBC's hit seris scrubs and defined in family guy

1 dude! come back your haveing a scubs momment!
2 dude... i just punched you in a scrubs momment.... hehe...
By Leda
Nick Momment
When someone speaks of a topic in a group that is not relevant to what the group was talking about.

Nicholas Field Evented the Nick Momment.

Guy1: Did you hear about that fight at the Plazza the other night?

Guy2: Yeah man i was in it.

Nick: Yes i have pubic hairs.

Guy1: That was a Nick Momment.
By Goldie