HomePrivacyAbout ☰

Define Monkey Nuts Meaning

Monkey Nuts
a large, hairy scrotum.

nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!
By Scarlett
Monkey Nuts
affectionate term for a friend

what up monkey nuts!
By Chicky
Monkey Nuts
monkey nuts is when a person is so unfortunate to not change out of a bathing suit after going to the beach and the sand, salt, and sweat gathers on and around the ball sack and no matter how much your sack itches it will not go away

dude i went surfing and then out to lunch and now i have monkey nuts *itches ball sack*
By Libbie
Monkey Nuts
tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.

The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.
By Elga
Monkey Nuts
small testicles.

Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.
By Elga
Monkey Nuts
big round particularly hairy testicals

Ron Jeremy has some serious monkey nuts.
By Drucie
Monkey Nuts
The testicles of a member of the ape family.

Wow look at that pair of monkey nuts.
By Brittne
Monkey Nuts
Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.

Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?
By Casie
Monkey Nuts
small insane simians; or those who are fanitical over them

"look mommy, monkey nuts!"
By Ninnette
Monkey Nut
A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.

Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.
By Hortensia