Define Montgomery Meaning

Montgomery
impaitent nerd thats extremely sweet and attractive and never boring and has a great personality and does amazing things in bed. hes definately got the magic touch (or wand) ;) a very loving and caring person that ilove with all my heart *kisses*

my bby alex montgomery
By Ingeberg
Montgomery
Montgomery township, NJ is an upper middle class town, located in the wealth belt of NJ. It borders Princeton and some people who live in the portion of town that borders Princeton will often pose and tell everyone they live in "Princeton". This town is rural and posh with several hamlet villages scattered around. The schools here are stellar and rank national as the best around, although many of these wannabee "nuveau riche" still send their kids to private schools in Princeton.

There has been a huge influx of Asians into town, due to the reputation of the school district as well as a fairly large jewish presence. The town is currently 62% white, but with the continued surge of Asians storming in, Montgomery will look like Plainsboro within 10 years.

Considering they say Asians are the "model minority", it sure doesn't seem like white people like them entering their communities en masse. Who know's?

Otherwise an ideal rural suburb of New York city.

Our newly arrived to Montgomery Indian neighbor invited us over for dinner and when we brought pot roast he said we had to eat it in the garage, cold. Apparantly if he warmed it up in the oven, he would have to throw his oven out. He then looked at our daughter like she was a slut because she was wearing knee length shorts.
By Marni
Montgomery
A rich preppy suburb in somerset county. Full of nerdy pimps and hoes with nothing on driving their daddies' viper. Parents are jews and potheads like their kids, except they came out of ivy league schools. Asians dominate the SAT, while the crackers jack off in the bathroom pretending to be sk8r or gangster

Did you see that rich bitch in that viper?!
Hellz ya! Id like to get into her pants.
Her montgomery jewish parents will probably let us fuck on their bed.
By Ethelind
Montgomeried
Being Montgomeried refers to being tricked into watching Montgomery, who is very persuasive in his cheesy, yet catchy rap advertising his flea market.

"It's just like a mini-mall!"

The video can be found on YouTube by searching Montgomeried.

This is in close relation to being Rick Roll'd.

You've been Montgomeried. Haha!
By Elisabeth
Montgomery
One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Sweetest guy with a great personality. "A lady's man" is what be is known for. Often falls for girls with blonde or brown hair and hazel-green eyes. Loves sports, family and friends, and being loud. He is crazy, plain crazy. Once he sets his mind to somthing he never gives up. The best man a girl could ever get.

Montgomery is one of the most amazing friends I've ever had! I don't know what I would do without him.
By Angel
The Montgomery
Medical procedure pioneered for the purpose of placing an indwelling Foley catheter in a person with such a large body habitus that his penis is embedded in a cavity of adipose tissue as such rendering the person to having a mangina. A vaginal speculum with light is placed into the mangina and opened allowing the penis to be extended just enough for a Foley to be placed.

I had this guy in room 9 last night whose mangina was so big I had do The Montgomery just to get a catheter in for a urine sample.
By Sib
Montgomery
A sexy boy with lots of beautiful hair and lots of money also very fit as he goes to an expensive gym

Oh my god a super sexy Montgomery walked past me the other day but he didn't give a crap
By Adara
Montgomery
A kid with unusually large ears aswell as a hardcore Minecraft player.

Dang, that Montgomery over there sure has big ears.
By Effie
Montgomery

Nice car! Is that new?" "No, man. I got this a montgomery ago!
By Barb
Montgomery
The nosiest person in the work environment. If you know it then he wants to know it even if it does not pertain to him.

Always goes through everyone's boxes and wants to put his man chowder on every girl's face. He has a famous sex move called "The Chief" Often refers to ones self as "The Kid".

Jane Doe: Hey John I was wondering if......

Terry Montgomery: Know what? I may already know!

John Doe: Damn Chief mind your business....
By Arlette