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Define Month Meaning

Month
One of 12 periods in a year. Has 28, 29, 30, or 31 days. Tends to go by rapidly, especially during the summer.

Girl: I'm leaving the country for a month.
Boy: A month?! That's nothing!
By Fionnula
Monthing
when a female is having her menstral cycle

I can't go swimming because I am monthing.
By Adelheid
Monthing
when you are filing many papers by month.

At the office/home office:
Don't bother me now, I am in the middle of monthing.
By Heddie
18 Months
What means 5 years in the eyes of One Direction. It is a space of time, in which a band go on hiatus and lie about how long they will be gone.

“you know one direction went on a hiatus for 18 months?”
“yeah i do but i think it will be longer”
By Goldie
18 Months
it is equivalent to 5 years by one direction

2015 : hi guys, we're one direction, will be back after 18 months

2020 : hahaha happy 10th anniversary *changes facebook profile picture*
By Julita
18 Months
according to the hit boy band One Direction, 18 months is 5 years. back in 2015 on James Corden’s carpool karaoke video with One Direction, they stated that they’re taking a well deserved 18 months off, which would take place from 2016-possibly late 2017. as it is october 8th 2020 and they’re still not back together. i don’t blame them, they were overworked and needed the break, who knows, maybe in december after the contract ends they’ll be back. lemme know though:)

louis: 18 months and we’ll be back, don’t worry:) *2016*
*2020 and still nothing:)*
By Aleece
Truck Month
The best Month of all the Months. You're generally stupid if you dont think it is the best of them all. Trucks will reign the land.

Truck Month
By Cahra
18 Months
5 years

One direction - We will be back in 18 months, don't worry
Directioners - ok
5 years later
One direction - Stop talking about each other (except leeyum) and ignores every 1D question.
Directioners - ......
By Ines
18 Months
for directioners 18 months are 5 fucking years

hey how old is your baby?
he's 18 months
awww 5 years? he's such a cutie
By Alison
No Pants Month
April 2020: COVID-19 Shelter In Place. Nuff said.

Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.
By Carrie