for whoever has a lil bit more of culture(i mean, 0.0001% of americans), morpheus is the name of the greek god of sleep. pretty useless info. now, if u watched the matrix u know who morpheus is, right?
Morpheus is the god of dreams and plays the same part within the matrix etc.
as u no he is a dreamerin the matrix and so he is in greek mythology they also made a drug after him which is cool cause not many people can boast about being named after a drug aka morphine
When you meet a chick at a bar, give her the option of taking two pills, both of which are roofies. She will undoubtedly take the red pill and pass out within 10 minutes. Drag her into the bathroom and proceed to have your way with her. When she wakes up, stand over her and put your sunglasses back on. Kick the door open. Say nothing.
1: Yo dawg.
2: Sup, nizzle.
1: I saw you got yo morpheus on last night.
2: *puts on glasses*
By Moira
Morpheus
To place your balls over someone’s eyelids mimicking the pince-nez sunglasses choice of Morpheus. This should be done with your penis facing the top of the recipient’s head as if it runs along their nose, this is a completely different manoeuvre known as a Groucho.
I’ve Morpheused my girlfriend and whispered Wake up, Neo as I placed them over her eyes.