Mr. Krabs
An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has
crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only
two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has
wizard sleeves.
Mr. Krabs: "
Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is
itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.