MSN Messenger actual conversations. (I'm Doug, FYI)
---Good---
Doug: Hey man
Travis: Yo
Travis: Whatcha doin'?
Doug: Just
blastin' some Metallica. You?
Travis: Not much.. playing Guitar Hero, drinkin' coke, the usual.
Doug: Sweet.
---Evil---
xXxemochick4evaxXx: omg hai
Doug: Hi. (Really thinking: Oh snap.)
xXxemochick4evaxXx: wadya doin
Doug: Just chillin'.
xXxemochick4evaxXx: arent u
wite?
Doug: ...Yeah?
xXxemochick4evaxXx: then u cant say chillin
Doug: OK whatever.
See what I mean?