Define Murphy Meaning

A camel toe variant when the thong gets wedged into the vagina and the vagina begins to slowly consume the underwear.

a warrior,in olden medieval times

To disappear from a scene quickly without much notice, similar to the way that a murphy bed is quickly and easily stowed into the wall, disappearing from sight. A synonym for an "irish exit".

To blackmail someone using privately shared materials

When a streetworker collects the lettuce in advance, excuses herself to go to the bathroom, then climbs out the window or otherwise makes a quiet exit leaving the john with a hard-on and out the moola.

This word is derived from Murphy's Law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong). If you are ever caught in a situation where nothing is going your way and this situation get exponential worse over time and there's nothing you can do about it because your girlfriends parents found out you've had sexual relations with their daughter and she found out she's pregnant and your failing school and then your kicked out of the chess club and your dad finds your stash of weed and you crash your dads car and your pet fish fluffy dies all in one day, etc...

The time component of this word is very important. All bad events that occur must happen within 24-48 hours from the first misfortune...unless you really get murphied and the time component is prolonged x hours.

When a person's underwear/undergarments is stuck in between their butt cheeks. Basically a wedgie.

The best guy you will ever meet. A Murphy is often overlooked. But simply put, he is a king among men. He will gladly give you the shirt off his back and ask for nothing in return. He is a lover and not a fighter. He'll defend what is right and your honor. A kindred spirit. Ridiculously good looking. Kind hearted. Hard working.

The perfect name for a giraffe

Murphys Irish Stout. Chewey and rich. Damn good beer!!!