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Define My Bed Meaning

My Bed
My place where I sleep and have fun

I can’t live without my bed
By Doralin
Outta My Bed
When you want someone or something to leave

Bro you always type dumb shit on my Instagram pics get outta my bed
By Nataline
Shit My Bed
an exclamation of surprise or dismay following the delivery of important or significant news, as one would be surprised after shitting the bed

Guy #1: "Hey dude, we're going out to the club after the game."
Guy #2: "Well, shit my bed, that's gonna be a hell of a good time."
By Sheelah
The Taste Of My Bed
To miss the comfort and warmth of your own bed.

I really do miss the taste of my bed
By Bess
Chicken In My Bed
Usually referred to in gay terminology, whereas chicken would be a young teenage male, desired by a significantly older gentleman, to be in his bed for sexual satisfaction

Holy hell - I cant believe it, Joe who is in his 40s, got drunk last night and had 'chicken in my bed' with that 18 year old kid whose name starts with an M!!!!
By Conny
You Make My Bed
You make my day

You make my bed kourtney thanks for telling me.
By Suzy
I Need My Bed
you sleep to much and you have to git up and watch jake paul

do you know what i need my bed?
By Vivyanne
911 There's Someone In My Bed
When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,

everyone think you meant house

nope

you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,

or you're just a virgin.

"911 whats your emergency"

"911 there's someone in my bed"

"There was a break in?"

"There's someone in my bed"

"Should I send someone?"

*hangs up*
By Ines
Naked In My Bed With Socks On
A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
By Felicdad
Getting The Oxen Out Of My Bed
An excuse to get someone to shut up.

"Hey how was your day?"
"Sorry, I'm getting the oxen out of my bed."
"Oh, alright."
By Lilith