Define My Boner Meaning

My Boner

By Mandie
R.I.P. My Boner
An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.

A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
By Josie
Killing My Boner
When someone or something is lame. Can be used by both sexes.

"Man my job is killing my boner day in and day out"
By Catie
Harshing My Boner
getting on my nerves, ruining my libido
used in the Gravitation manga series by maki murakami

Dude, stop writing on my face, you're harshing my boner.
By Maud
Fart On My Boner
An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.

That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
By Jillie
Bury My Boner
I need to bury my boner in a tight pussy.

I love to bury my boner in hot woman.
By Chelsae
Fold My Boner
To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.

Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."
By Jobi
Fluff My Boner
Used in chat rooms, normally by manwhores, this means the guy is asking for a hand job and/or BJ...

Paul1724- Yo Pretty Lady
BlossomKitty- *blushes* Hey Yourself :
Paul1724-Sugar Fluff My Boner ;)
By Doralynn
You Just Sank My Boner To The Ground
Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.

.....
Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!
By Grazia
Joshing My Boner

Dude you're totally joshing my boner
By Dawna