Define My Cat Meaning

My Cat
a fucking bitch who hates me with a burning passion for no reason what so ever !!!

my cat is a bitch
By Marietta
My Cat
Slang for girlfriend, usually a secret girlfriend. Cat relates to a female girlfriend due to her anatomy, a pussy ... my pussy cat, They drop the pussy, and it becomes just "my CAT", or cat.


When I go home on leave, I don't know which to go see first my wife or "my cat."

The person is trying to keep his girlfriend secret by talking about her in code, in case someone else hears them. He can plausibly deny that he was talking about a kitty cat, not his secret girlfriend that he has on the side or down low.
By Leisha
My Cat
An ungrateful being that has a foot fetish.

(Insert interresting name):"Uhm..Why is your cat licking your feet?..."
Me:"I DONT YOU KNOW YOU TELL ME!!"
My cat:"Meow *sLuRp*"
By Agatha
My Cat Is On Fire
A phrase used by gamers when they want to not play or avoid getting owned in a game.

1. Can we remake? My cat is on fire.

2.
Person A: Why did he leave?
Person B: His cat is on fire.
By Cathryn
Slob On My Cat
to eat a girl out; suck her pussy

slob on my cat cuz u kno its fat
By Evaleen
Brush My Cat
Grooming your pubic hair; commonly referring to a woman’s pubic hair.

I gotta go brush my cat for my date later tonight. If you know what I mean.”
By Vale
Water My Cat
Get da pussy wet.

"Hayden, I'm going to need you to water my cat tomorrow." Said Riley
By Alexina
Oh My Cat!
The opposite of saying "Oh my God!" because God spelled backwards is dog, which is the opposite of cat. So I suppose that makes it the opposite reciprocal or some term like that. From the song "Never Ending Math Equation" by Modest Mouse.

Person 1: Hey, guess what I just got
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Front row tickets to see (Insert your favorite band here) next week!
Person 2: Oh my cat!!
By Clarita
Fucking My Cat
The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.

"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"
By Rhona
Tending To My Cats
When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.
By Anya