Define My Dad's Meaning

My Dad

My dad is gone
By Muire
My Dad

“My dad left me for a hooker that he found on the street of Indianapolis
By Merry
My Dad
he went to get milk but never came back

you are my dad your my dad boogie woogie woogie
By Adrian
My Dad

my dad got fucking thanos snapped when i was 8
By Daniella
My Dad
.........

where's your dad?
idk, my dad, hes like the rain in chile, only there once in a 1000 years
By Yetty
My Dad

This "Dad" character sent my mom 15 bucks for my bithday last week.
By Bert
My Dad
A pain in the ass that doesn't give 2 fucks about me

My dadshould rot where ever he is right now
By Gae
My Dad
someone who went to the gas station 15 years ago to get milk

mommy, when is my dad coming back? its been 4 years
By Kati
My Dad

Without my dad, I would never have been conceived.
By Bunnie
My Dad

Dad: "Hey Son! Turns out I'm HIV positive. So you might wanna get checked out."

Me: "Sure thing Dad!"

Doctor: "You've got Aids"

Me: "Shit! MY DAD gave me Aids!"
By Nathalia