Define My Dog Meaning

My Dog
me: ok I'm in school

my dog: rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ima car I` just got out of the car wash

me: oh no my dog gonna run over me

me: gets run over while running down the hall

me: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my dog is gonna run me over
By Auberta
My Dog
Your dog is the best- My dog is the best
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours

my dog is so bad he ate my taco bell earlier.
By Portia
My Dog

my dog is so big that it rips pussy open
By Nydia
My Dog

"Hey, do you wanna see that movie tonight?"
"Sorry I have an important date with my dog."
By Rhonda
My Dog
An entity who has suffered a horrible death

By Griselda
My Dogs Are Barking

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.
By Viole
Oh My Dog

oh my dog i've never seen that before!
By Elke
Yanked My Dog
1. To piss someone off extremely bad
2. (Verb) The act of pissing someone off. Dog refers to ones penis and the yanking of implies how uncomfortable it is when someone yanks it
3. A phrase often used to express frustration and anger

PD2K: I let Bill borrow my car the other day and he forgot to take the parking brake off and drove all over town with it

Chode: Wow! I bet that yanked your dog

PD2K: Na bro. It really fucking yanked my dog
By Adore
Fuck My Dog
An Australian term used in times of great frustration, annoyance, dispair or surprise. Used in occasions where the simple term Fuck is not expressive enough.

You are three quarters the way through an assignment that’s due in a few hours, and you have a power failure and lose your entire assignment. "Fuck My Dog" (dispair)
You are at a bar and accidentally spill your vodka and cranberry drink down the front of your silky white top "Fuck My Dog"(annoyance)
You are challenging your mate to a video game duel and you get beaten for the sixth time in a row, and it’s a close one. "Fuck My Dog" (frustration)
You see unbelievable girl in the street and her boob accidentally pops out of her dress exposing her bare breast. "Fuck My Dog" (suprise)
By Maryellen
My Dog Pilot
Some faggot who's life revolves around tennis balls and loves men.

Pilot nobody wants to play ball you faggot!

Sorry, My Dog Pilot loves balls.
By Adore