Define My F Meaning

My F
my f means either
my fault
or my fuck

jacob: i'm sorry, my f

hannah: it's okay, i forgive you.
By Dyanna
TRO My F
Short for " There's Rice on my Fry ".
A random exclaimation of disgust, when no other phrase is suitable.

"My life sucks, TRO my F!"
By Charmaine
R My F
"Rape my face" Much like s on my f (sit on my face) r my f is more demanding and intense. (and just better)

To forcibly demand someone to sit on your face.

That girl is so hot, I WANT her to r my f.
By Claudelle
S On My F
Sit on my Face. To remove panties and sit on anothers face. Usually a sexual favor. The half 69-er!

MMm Girl! S on my F

Girl i would love to !

*sexy dance*
By Elisabetta
D-in' My F
pronounced "dee-ing my eff", as one would pronounce the letters "d" and "f". used to shorten the phrase "dicking my f-ck", which means to screw someone over.

scene is as such: you're trying to turn left in the left-turn only lane, and the guy in front of you is trying to get over to keep going straight, but traffic won't allow him in, so you're stuck behind him with no way of doing anything because the idiot isn't moving at all.
"ahhhh quit d-in' my f!"
alternately, try "don't d my f, south carolina!" (reffering to license plate)
By Kariotta
Oh My F-ing Jeeves!
like WTF! or NO WAY! or HOLY CRAP! or DUDE!!!

Tom: dude i threw up on my girlfriend last night

You: OH MY F-ING JEEVES!!!
By Melitta
B Your L On My F

I'll even let you B your L on my F.
By Henrie
F My L
Short, slang term for "fuck my life."

I got a parking ticket, I failed my test, and my girl is cheating on me. F my l.
By Martina
F My P

Mike: Hey Bob i'm all out of money can you spot me a couple bucks??
Bob: F my P
By Tracie
F My V
an abbreviated version of basically saying "f*ck you." this can often be used as a comeback to "s my d" (an abbreviated version of suck my d*ck)

Dylan: yo, s my d
Erica: you know what? f my v!
By Sephira