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Define My Friend Meaning

My Friend
1. A phrase that people use when they're not actually your friend.

(See also: John McCain)

2. A phrase that people use when they are too embarrassed to admit they are talking about themselves.

3. A phrase that people use when they've actually forgotten your name.

1. "My friend, I didn't spend five years as a POW just to see the terrorists get the best of us. And we can't let my opponent get elected ...or the terrorists win."

2. "Hey, I was just wondering... my friend went to Vegas a couple weeks ago and got a really horrible rash on his junk after sleeping with a hooker, and he wants to see a doctor, but he's afraid his wife will see the medical bill and start asking questions. What should he do?"

3. "Hello, uhhh, my friend! How are you?"
By Barbe
My Friend
Your name by default if you walk into a shawarma joint

Hello, my friend. What can I get you today, my friend? Shish-taouk? Perfect. That will be ten dollars, my friend. Thank you my friend.
By Glynda
My Friend
How to secretly code to call someone a mother fucker in an email or txt conversation

Thanks for more work, my friend!
By Averyl
My Friend
Synonymous with migrainous condition, phrase recognizes the intimate nature of recurrent throbbing headaches that have become part of daily living.

“My friend is back...I am bluer than the sky--hammers are pounding, my mind is exploding static electricity”
By Eba
My Friend
What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'

Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.
By Bella
My Friend
When used by John McCain talking to a crowd of retards, it means "Fuck You" -


John McCain: "My Friend, I never called Barack Obama a nigger, to his face"
By Anet
My Friend
street code for the La Costra Nostra; meaning a highly ranked criminal who is full blooded italian and is eligible to be made a memeber or is a memeber of the La Costra Nostra.

"hey giovanni, this is ´my friend` pino from Sicilia.."
By Euphemia
My Friend
a person who steals ur girlfriend after u told him that u still loved her.

also allows him to come on dates cuz u thought he was ur friend and let him and look what happened,

cant spell friend without end

my friend, dont act sympathetic ur a fuckin doushe bag, and thast what evry1 else thinks too so shut ur fuckin face
By Meaghan
My Friending
*Insert generic Indian guy.jpg

My friending would like to hear about our humdilyskumdily humdilyskumdily humdilyskumdily EXTENDED CARD WARRANTY OoooooOooooooOoooooooOooooOoooooooo
By Mariann
My Friends
The little voices inside your head you have daily conversations with.

the voices inside my head are my friends. they tell me the most amazing things.
By Meg