Define My Grandma Meaning

My Grandma
an old lady the will fill you up and she is a very nice girl that has treats forever! :)

boy: my grandma is the best in the whole world

other boy: how so?

boy: she can get me any snacks I want

other boy: wow thats soo cool

boy: I know right!
By Amandie
On My Grandma!!
When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.

Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!
By Kathlin
My Grandma!

By Renee
Call My Grandma
A subtle and sly way to say you need to take a shit.

I'll be back in a couple minutes, I just need to call my grandma
By Cacilie
Slap My Grandma
Phrase used when experiencing excitement. Can be used in my place of "no kidding."

Well, slap my grandma! My dog's name is Badonkadonk too!
By Sibel
My Grandmas Muffins
A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins
You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
By Flor
If My Grandma Had Wheels
A phrase which roots are the hebrew language. carries a very rough mephistophelean/ironic fragrance.
It uses as a reply to a dumb/imaginary wish.

One may add it his own 'punch' bolting his uniqueness & individuality and also making the impact much bigger.

Example 1:
David: "Oh simon, wouldnt it be great if we were able to fly?"
Simon: "Yeah...If my grandma had wheels..."

examles of a common expansion:
"If my grandma had wheels, she was a motorcycle".
By Sarene
My Grandma Got A Vasectomy
The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.

Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.
By Nike
Two Midgets And My Grandma
This is a damn good night. Its one of those nights that turns in to a story that you can tell at work and have people hanging off your every word.

O my sweet Jesus last night was Fucked. This moring i woke-up With
two midgets and my grandma
By Dita
Fuck My Mamas Grandma
Any fucking situtation that is beyond any fucking definition.

when you find out your being auditted by the irs ,"well, fuck my mamma's grandma! the sumbitches.
By Della