Define My Hair Meaning

The best song off of Ariana Grande 6th studio album “positions”.

n.

1. A strange, tangly mess that never looks presentable. It's favorite pastime is to annoy me and to look like a creature from beyond.
2. A thing on my head that requires constant grooming and attention, and straightening

A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to

the best feeling in the entire world

a heated device where you put your hair in between to hot plates and it makes them straight. the people using them either want to have straight hair, or look like asians.

A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"