Define My Laptop Meaning

My Laptop
A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.
By Blinni
I’m Running An Entire Bank On My Laptop
Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
By Paola