Define My Meat Meaning

My Meat

Boy- come suck "my meat"

Girl- i aint rachet

Boy- come on. U know i care about you

Girl- you do, ok
By Sadye
Yeet My Meat
when u aint finne beat it so u yeet it

Im gonna yeet my meat tonight
By Philippine
Beat My Meat

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"
By Nichol
Beat My Meat
Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"
By Lorine
Beat My Meat
The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
By Hetty
Smoke My Meat
A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock".

1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust

2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.

3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.

If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat.

That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.

You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.
By Valentina
Yeet My Meat
The action or discrption of β€œyeeting” ones β€œmeat”. Performed by first or third person, it is when ones phallic member is treated in a concussive way that may cause physical damage. You can yeet your own meat or have your meat yeeted by a third party participant. This action can be performed for sexual reason or for the purpose of causing physical damage.

Why were you in the hospital bro?

Oh, my girlfriend yeet my meat after I cheated on her
By Geralda
Textbook My Meat
The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!
By Brianna
Beat My Meat
beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx
By Juanita
Beating My Meat
This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*
By Dione