Define My Mum Meaning

My Mum

You know who else needs supervision? MY MUM
By Calley
My Mum
A great lady ๐Ÿ˜น looking at you mother

โ€˜My Mum is so coolโ€™

โ€˜No sheโ€™s not fattyโ€™
By Cory
My Mum

My Mum likes to stick her penis in the dog
By Mureil
Swear On My Mums Life
A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.

Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam?
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.
By Joey
Are You Calling My Mum A Liar?
The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.
By Loretta
Are You Calling My Mum A Liar?
Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.
By Korella
I'm In My Mums Car!
A viral video in which a british boy (14 or so) is in his mothers car , and he exclaims, "I'm in my mums car! Broom broom!". Then it cuts to a scene where his mum exclaims "Get out of my car!" then she grins. The final scene cuts back to the boy saying in a slightly whiny voice, "Mah." This video grew in popularity most likely because of how random, or how much of a poor quality video.

"Have you seen that video, I'm in my mums car!? T
"Yeah, that video sucks!"
By Eveleen
Im In My Mums Car Broom Broom
WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

Im in my mums car broom broom. Get me car. AHHm WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE
By Esta
Brb My Mums Gonna Use Comp
code for be right back im goning to have a wank.

guy: brb my mums gonna use comp
other guy: k
By Irene
What Did You Say About My Mum?
A phrase normally used by Chavs to indicate he wants to fight the person he says it too (usally the person is involuntarily put into the situation).

Chav sees non Chav person passing him (them) at night.
"What did you say about my mum? (What you say about my mum?)
"Umm nothing..?"
*Smack*
By Jaynell