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My Penis
landen was rubbing his dicc today so i thought id make this

Me: What do you want the word to be on urban dictionary
Landen: My Penis!
By Jenifer
My Penis
A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.
By Manda
My Penis
an object which should be in your mouth at all times

where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth.
By Marline
My Penis
my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.

my penis is to sexy for you!
By Elena
My Penis
a huge 12 inch monster

i stuck my penis in your mom
By Adelina
My Penis
This is what broke up your marriage with your wife and if you do not yet have a wife watch out for it because it will break up you and your future wife. Also, it is the real father of your children, sorry to tell you like this champ.

GEORGE: HOLY SHIT MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!!!!

ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!

ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.
By Nadean
My Penis
was in your mother last night.

Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."
By Hildy
My Penis
It’s too long to type.

I would tell u Joke about my penis but it’s too long
By Oralla
My Penis
Is big

My penis is big
By Philly
My Penis
Something so short it doesn’t even exist

Man my penis is sho short It’s not even funny
By Kariotta