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Define Neck-beard Meaning

Neck Beard
A beard that is grown just in the neck region. Clean shaven face, full neck beard.

With a gruff neck beard and eyes full of self confidence, a real man knows that the ladies will soon follow.
By Chantal
Neck Beard
no-lifeing a game. metaphorically saying you've played it so much you grow a neck beard

"dude did you hear about the new overwatch event"

"yeah i already have 5 skins for it"

"bro don't neck beard this shit"
By Shoshanna
Neck Beard
Someone who does absolutely nothing with their life, has no job, no future, and always tries to find a way out of having to get a job. Because only men can have a full neck beard (there are of course exceptions) they are usually the ones referred to as a neck beard.

Man my friend is such a neck beard that he took out yet another loan to pay for his tattoos as well as another speeding ticket he got last week
By Johanna
Neck Beard
a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin

Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.
By Hazel
Neck Beard
1. A long beard that reaches to the owner’s chest; a beard that essentially hides the neck.
2. The wearer of a long beard.

A term used to describe the long facial hair of some eccentric engineers and computer scientists -- especially on university campuses in the 70s -- who are so buried in their scientific work that they simply neglect to shave for months or even years.

1. Dexter looks like a hermit with his neck beard.
2. Look at Wayne, he’s hanging out with the neck beards now.
By Ninnette
Neck-Beard
A person who is highly intelligent, socially inept, and obviously spends too much time on the computer playing games like WoW or EVE, where he is a God-Amongst-Men. They are easily identified by their neck hair and clean shaved face, or a Neck Beard.

Wow, that Neck-Beard just sits in his room and plays EVE all day. And yet he still has A's in his classes. Fucking Neck-Beard.
By Malvina
Neck Beard
A womans vagina worn on your neck while tossing her salad.

That bitch is kinky she made me wear the neck beard.
By Zita
Neck Beard Percentage
The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological

I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.
By Pennie
Neck Beard
A beard that is grown on ones neck instead of ones chin. Dads often have neck beards

Dad has such a nice neck beard like DAMN
By Dorris
Beard Neck
Not to be confused with 'Neck Beard'. Beard Neck is what happens when you grow a neck so fat that you have to start creating the trimmed illusion of a jawline with your beard.

Joey: Hey have you seen Zachary recently?
Lord William Montesford III: Nay, One hast not. Why, may I enquire?
Joey: He got fat and grew a Beard Neck dude.
Lord William Montesford III: I also have a Neck Beard though, young Joey.
Joey: They're not the same! You have a beard that grows under your jawline... He however, has a jawline no longer and therefor has shaved his facial furniture in to an illusory Beard Neck.
By Julienne