Define Need Meaning

Need

Man, I really need to get that sweet new phone!
By Desdemona
Need
1. To want desperately
2. To want for (in the British sense)

1. "I need a burrito/blow job/good kick to the head."
2. "I need you to untie me if you want a hand job."
By Aundrea
Need
A want disguised as a need

I "need" those cookies over there.
By Tate
Need On?
An informal question sometimes used to covertly offer the sale of illicit drugs, usually Cannabis.

By Jill
Needful
An indian term usually used in place of the word "necessary"

Hi, with regards to that help you promised me, kindly do the needful.
By Keslie
Needfuls
A group of Indian Technology professionals attempting to make sub-English requests to on-shore technical teams. Derived from the Indian request to "please do the needful", or "kindly do the needful", where "the needful" refers to "the necessary".

The "needfuls" just raped us today on code defects.
By Lindi
The Need
"The need?" is a phrase used to question what the point is in someone or something, essentially a shortened version of "what's the need in that?"

Person 1: Gary is such a fucking arsewipe

Person 2: I know, the need?
By Antonietta
No Need
adj/statement:

udescription of any event, smell, taste, sight, feeling etc that is totally unnecessary.

Fat men in thongs - NO NEED!
By Deni
Needs
1. A word denoting that a person or object is found to be wanting.

2. An exclamation used when something is found to be hilariously inadequate or unsatisfactory.

3. Abbreviation of Special Needs, i.e. Mentally or Physically retarded.

1. Dude 1 "I'm not coming out tonight, I'm watching Lost."

Dude 2 "Rah boy, you've got needs."

2. "Look! I got new trousers"

"Urgh, needs."

3. "Where's your brother today?"

"He's in the special unit cos he has special needs."
By Philomena
No Need
casual "You're welcome." as in "There's no need to thank me. It was my pleasure."

"Thank you so much for dinner. The food was great."
"Hey, no need."
By Melantha