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Define Nelson Meaning

Nelson
An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!

Woah, I totally was with a nelson last night!
By Rebecca
Nelson
Someone who has really big muscles , chizzled features, rugged, really good at sports.

girl 1:omg did u see that guy at the gym

girl 2: omg i know he is such a nelson
By Brana
Nelson
to have an overgrown mustache

from the word kitchen
can be related to a john or dave
mostly bruce murray marks and davids

wow, man ur nelson is massive!
By Nelly
Nelson
to be beast and to poun all while being off your medications.

bro you're such a nelson at dead island.
By Valentina
Nelson
A horny ecuadorian who always gets red carded whenever he tries to touch his girl

probably a mets fan and plays some type of musical instrument like guitar

person 1: Did you see nelson get rejected from grabbing her ass?

person 2: Who didn't?
By Lissy
Nelson
N. someone who smokes weed and has more fun doing boring everyday things rather than doing something exciting

Girl 1: Damn, I was smokin' with this guy last night. We got really high, i wanted to bone, but all he wanted to do was watch t.v.

Girl 2: Wow, what a nelson. Sounds boring
By Nadia
Nelson
The person that is good at sports

It is a person aka the nelson that is good at sports
By Corina
Nelson
noun. a long, continuous, massive turd resulting from eating a foot-long sub.

Random Dude: Dang man, my girlfriend, she just shat a huge Nelson and left it in the toilet.

Random Dude 2: Dude, that's gross.

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Girl 1: Ew, there's a Nelson in my class and he just gave me his number. What should I do?????

Girl 2: Flush it down the toilet duh!
By Tamarah
Nelson
nelsoning. (v.) to lie. spam, invite yourself somewhere (adj.) to be a liar, compulsive lies.

My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.
By Jackelyn
Nelson
Noun. Describes a piece of feces partially protruding out of a dog's anus but not fully ejected; caused by the involuntary sphincter contraction during sudden fear, surprise, or sheer terror; the noun can be modified to describe how far out the feces made it, i.e.: quarter nelson, half nelson, full nelson.

Wow, did you see the green half nelson on that poor doggie when that bear jumped out of the bushes?
By Mathilda