(sitting on the bus, on a cafe, or the like)
Rob: You know, Tim,
I like you.
Tim: Uh... hey I like you too Rob.
Rob: No, I mean,
I really like you.
Tim: Ok... uh... *looking away while desperately trying to find something else to talk about*
Rob: Shouldn't we, you know...
Tim: Stop there, Rob. What exactly are you...
Rob: Wait, aren't you gay too?
Tim: No!!!
Rob: ...
Tim: ...
Rob: ...nevermind then.
*
awkward silence*