A hybrid form of country music that infuses hip hop, pop, & sometimes rap into one wretched, unpleasant noise people today call country music. It's nauseating sound can easily be identified by deep southern accents, bad auto-tune, & unnecessary loud bass. Introduced around 2010, the key ingredients that created this poison melody are V-neck, Buckle-Jean-wearing bozos like
Florida Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, Thomas
Rett, and
Jason Aldean.
Man: Dude, I love
country music.
Other man: No, you like New Country, where any homo with a guitar and a
fake southern accent who knows how to
auto-tune his voice and sings about beer, smoking weed, trucks, and banging chicks and calls it "
Country Music".
Man: Yeah well..... I still like it.
