Define New Years Meaning

The reason for all the birthdays in September.

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1. When a female is made to consume so much alcohol that she passes out.

1. A plan where a person is slipped Rohypnol and is sodomized.

2. A plan where a person is given drinks until they are totally drunk, then is sodomized.

New year’s is basically the Earth’s birthday party and everyone celebrates it all together to show how thankful they are for the earth.

A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.

A time when humanity realizes they are one more year closer to being extinct and dominated by robots and aliens to continue the foster and growth of the earth to supply there weapons and mother ships.

A time that hasn't happened yet, but signifies the end of all the past New Years. Since it's a New Year, people usually make resolutions with themselves and/or others in order to forfity themselves and their self-respect, or whatever the reason.

1. Another year.
2. A day many people celebrate like they're insane and get drunk as hell.

International party day!

Where the world celebrates another rotation of the earth around the sun. In most countries it is celebrated on the 31st of December. However this is an arbitrary day. A new year should really start after an equniox (either spring or autumn, this is where the length of the day and night are equal, both are 12 hours) or even after a solstice (again either summer or winter). In this case this is where the day or night is at its longest for the year.