Define News Feed Meaning

a reason to want to shoot the facebook programmers in the head

when someone is stalking someone but they don't want the other person to know it, they will answer awkward questions with "news feed", regardless of if the interaction takes place on facebook or not.

An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.

The act of continuously reading and scrolling down your Facebook news feed.

The ultimate stalker edition added to facebook. It allows you see every move made by any friend. This can be either really fun or the best form of privacy invasion.

Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.

Pretty much the central feature of Facebook. Like the name says, it notifies the user of any activity his or her friends do on the site, from new photo albums to wall posts to status updates and comments to them. It debuted on September 1, 2006 and created a considerable controversy due to privacy concerns. Later on updates included a mini-feed on one's profile that shows all stories pertaining to just that person.

Cool facebook feature that lets you check facebook quickly, then get shit done. Bonus points for backlash comedy.

A person who abuses facebook by writing on numerous amounts walls, having long conversations on walls that should be done on MSN or facebook chat, playing games and doing quizzes. These people fill everyone's news-feeds and its very annoying.

The all-purpose excuse for knowing something that's really none of your business. Used primarily to avoid accusations of Facebook creeping.