Define Next Week Meaning

A somewhat pejorative term for Teach for America. Everyone knows that they will teach for a maximum of two years, continue on to Harvard Law, and pretend that they changed the world.

Not next week but the week after.

The week after the next week

Same as "maybe some other time."

"Maybe some other time" is just a little dated. Young, hip women today say "maybe next week."

When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.

Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.

I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.

Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.

This phrase is used to interrupt somone when they are speaking because you just don't feel like listening to them talk.

There is no second Tuesday so Basically its something that’s never gonna happen.

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!

A lie, don't believe this

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week