Bob: hey I saw you had a new girl named renae at your work? I seen her from a distance walking into you office. is she
hot up close?
Rob: Let's just say shes a nice person....
Bob: ohhh so she is actually kind of cool to be around and shes nice and stuff but you'd never bump uglies with her coz she isnt the best looker?
Rob: thats exactly what I mean Bob.
you hit the nail on the head buddy. I wouldnt engage in anything more serious than a casual joke or chate with Renae.
Bob: Well fair enough Rob some people like different things!!
Rob: What are you trying to say shes attractive!?!?
Bob: No that isnt what I meant... I mean I guess
I wouldn't say no if she was laying there with her legs spread all over the place?.... you know?
Rob: no I don't fucking know asshole, she is just a nice person! thats all she will ever be! you fucking dipshit! shes a NICE PERSON! you wouldn't touch her even if she did have her cunt lips spread for you to insert your penis into!
Bob: well i donno Bob. I guess you could be right. she isnt that attractive maybe.
Rob: no she isnt you fucking ballbag piece of shit! get away from me before i throw this handfull of
smashed assholes at you. get fucked!
Bob: man why do you have to be so violent. your always getting so worked up and angry at me. what is a handful of
smashed ass holes anyway?
Rob: yeah sorry man I know. i have this fucked up disease where I chuck the shits for no reason.
Bob: So you gonna introduce me to that new bird or what?
Rob: get fucked you stupid cunt. go and do a summersault through the air and dissapear up your own asshole.
