When a woman motorboats an unconscious man’s butt crack while swinging his limp penis in a “
helicopter dick” circular motion like a propeller. If he then wakes up, extends his arms, and flies around the room while she keeps
motorin’, that becomes a
Sister Christian.
We went out to dinner in his Tesla. Then he took me back to his place in
Tiburon, we had a bottle of Rombauer
chard, and he passed out. Whatever. I gave him a Night Ranger and took an Uber back to
Novato.
