Define No Job Meaning

No Job
noun. When a girl is so unattractive that, despite employing desperate measures to come on to you or make you blatant sexual offers, you still ultimately deny her. It is then customary to tell everyone you and her know about her desperation coupled with your rejection.

"Magdella was all over me last night. She wanted me so bad she was throwing herself at me."
"Well?? How far did you guys go?"
"Are you kidding me?! She's hobgoblin. I let her give me a no job and that was it."
By Helsa
No Job
A depressing lack of "other" jobs including hand, blow, etc... See marriage.

Life is a bit a depressing facing the aspect of no jobs from here on out.
By Randi
Job Job
1 aka a real job; a job with heath insurance; as opposed to an internship or the wonderful world of retail

2 a primary job; a day job

This isn't just another interview. This is for a job job.

I'm an editor--primarily of technical documentation for my JOB job, but I also dabbling in things like web site authoring on the side.
By Frederica
Job Jobbed
Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job

Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed
By Kamila
Job Job
As another definition stated, also known as a real job.

The type of job one typically goes to College and/or University for.

When hired by a 'job job', it's no longer something you're only doing for the paycheque until something better comes along. A job job is a serious job you're dedicated to and intend to make a career out of.

I have an interview for a job job tomorow morning. If I get this job then I can finally get my career off the ground and quit the shit job I'm in.
By Marleah
Job Job
A Job Job is what you've finally gotten after putting in countless hours writing your resume for, and gone on countless number of interviews for. It's respectable, it pays well, it has benefits and you don't have to mumble when you tell people where you work!

I can finally quit that McJob I've had to work at ... I got a JOB job!
By Shelby
On Job
A person who is active on the street. They spend long durations on time on the street for often no reason.

I swear down Craig is on job. I see him round ends all the time.
By Emmy
Job
Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

By Gayel
Job's On
The working class man's proclamation of an imminent sexual encounter.

So, that bird you've been tuning all night, you gonna fuck her or what?

Yeah man, job's on.
By Doreen
Job
Something that's impossible to find because everyone wants to only hire experienced people even though you can't get experience if no one will hire you, and they're too damned lazy to train you.

By Ninette