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Define No Socks Meaning

Socks On
You say "Socks on" Before sexual intercourse of the same sex to let your partner know that what they're about to do is no longer homosexual (Gay) therefore being Heterosexual (Straight). Make sure your partner and anyone else in the room puts their socks on, otherwise the act will be considered gay.

Dave: Socks on!
Zack: Socks on!
*They both put their socks on*
*Dave slowly and sensually undresses Zack*
ME: You get the picture, we don't need to go any further than that
By Gypsy
Sock On
Used in Yorkshire-mainly Doncaster, means to be in a deep sleep

"Didn't hear you come in last night, must've been sock on"

By Elli
Sock
A tool used by many young men while masturbating to catch ejaculations and prevent a mess

Did you hear that Johny always has an extra sock on so he can jerk off on the go?
By Natalya
Socks
things that go on your feet and should not be used otherwise.

my socks keep my FEET warm
By Correna
To Sock
to beat up/fight a person

“im tempted to sock this bitch across the face”
“don’t test me, i’ll sock your ass”
“i really want to sock a hoe right now”
By Joella
Socking It
When a lone man who receives little attention ejaculates in public with a sock over his penis.

Kevin was socking it during the puppet sex scene in Team America.
By Teena
Sock
1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.

2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.

1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."

2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."
By Maryanne
No Socks
A variation of no cap but when you say something gay. Because everyone knows it's not gay if you have your socks on. No socks means it is intentionally gay. The opposite of no homo.

Hey, no socks but you are pretty cute bro.

No socks, I love Brendon Urie
By Valaria
Sock It
Shortened slang for “put a sock in it,” which sometimes just takes too much time and energy to utter when you need to tell someone to shut up.

Oh my God, you pathetic little whiner, just sock it!
By Jeni
SOCK
Some Other Cunt's Kid

The annoyance of some other male having impregnated a female with his spawn and causing down-stream problems for other guys. Problem being she'll suck your for cash and may have a child to the new guy.

"Jesus dude! Stay away from her, she has a SOCK!"
"A what?"
"A fuckin' SOCK! Some Other Cunt's Kid!"
Oh, shit. Give that one a miss..."
By Emera