someone who talks up a big game or tries to show off (either in real life using big words that make no sense and/or are out of context, pathetic taunting, or online by hopping on his armchair and playing keyboard warrior), but has no real talent in life to back it up. generally these
no-talent hacks can be found living in mom's basement, playing the latest headset-gear-based first person shooter games, all the while
eating cheetos or dollar store puffed cheese snacks and having yellow-stained game controllers and fingers, alongside a variety of tissues from "boy" activity strewn about the floor. in the middle of all this, they are quick to make sure to let the everyone else know how much they suck at life.
rinse and repeat.
michael is a no talent hack who lives in his
mom's basement, visiting websites enjoyed by the adult population while
shoveling used tissues under his bed, and then he plays video games while
eating cheetos and tells everyone else they suck at what they do.
