Define No You Don't Meaning

No, You Don't
When someone does something really wrong. Or when someone just does something.

No, you don't walk around with no shoes on. You just don't!

Guy: Excuse me, wanna dance?
Girl: No, you don't!
By Lucky
You Don't
have friends... and you don't deserve them.

You don't have friends lmao.
By Nadean
You Don't Say
Used to express sarcasm when someone states the obvious, or states a fact that has been delivered like a second ago

Fat man:Dude, I think I have become fat
Dude:You don't say
By Ofelia
You Don't Say!!
literally speaking it is just another way of saying a very commonly and aptly used phrase "NO SHIT". it is when stating the blatant obvious and saying it as if it was just thought of on the spot. It is used to show distaste in a rather sarcastic and underhanded way and if said properly can be funny to no ends.

a master of this would be Christoffer!!

person 1- sir i dont think the bomb exploded
Person 2- what gave that away, the lack of noise? or the lack of mushroom? or the lack of the afterwave?
person3- it was the no mushroom for me.
person4- you don't say!!!

at an airport gate waiting to be let into the flight
Person 1- so dude we are going on gate number 15 rite?
person 2- oh yeah so lets join the queue for gate 15.
after reaching the near end of the line
person 3- i think we have reached our gate
person 1 and 2- You don't say!!
By Kathi
You Don't Say?

- Hey, did you hear? Jack got aids!
- You don't say?
By Enrika
Boy If You Don't
When a childish person (most likely a fuck boi) says some bullshit ass statement. The statement may represent something very queer and or ignorant.

Fuck boi: I had like 3 smirnoffs last night and boned a couple dimes. Wild night.

Alpha Dog: Boy If you don't. You were definitely playing world of war craft all night.
By Merle
You Don't Say?
An expression which appears in rage comics as a cartoonized version of Nicolas Cage. The phrase is a response to anything obvious and functions the same as "No shit, Sherlock" and "thank you captain obvious".

Some guy: I'll tell you a big fact.
Me: And... what is it?
That very guy: Stars don't blink! It's the atmosphere that makes stars look like if they blink!
Me: You don't say?
By Genna
You Don't Want
What you say at the start of a question to influence the answer (usually to suit yourself)
Instead of asking "do you want..."

Passenger: "You don't want petrol money do you?"

Driver: "Ummm... no, course not..."
By Noell
You Don't Want It
Universal meaning for, "come at me bro" or "bring it on". It is meant to fire up the directed person.

You don't want it, lil ass nigga!
By Pippy
You Don't Know
An almost sarcastic response to something so seemingly simple you shouldn't have to ask the question to begin with. Could also be an affectionate term meaning again that the answer should be obvious but you just missed it. It is said so quickly, it almost sounds like one long word.

"He's owes me money that's why you haven't seen him. You don't know? He better not come around here".

Guy to his girl "I love you shorty, you don't know?"
By Cheryl