Define None Meaning

the absence of everything but the presence of nothing

Person 1: do you have any diamonds?

Person 2: nope, I have none
Person 1: thats a shame, I needed some for my beacon
By Karrie

By Benedikta
You don’t need a girl, and your not desperately in need of one. so basically your in noneed of a girl, because your life is good the way it is.

Bob: Man, i need a girl.
Jawid: I'm in noneed of one.
Bob: Why?
Jawid: Because im not desperate.
By Barbra
None Of That
When an authority figure yells at an idiot, instead of saying, "Don't do that."

Jim: Hey dipshit how are you doing? (Coach hears) Coach: HEY! None of that!
By Tanya

"What are you doin later"
By Meriel

By Trude
To stare (pyscho stalker stare) at someone with your mouth wide open like you are catching flies non stop.

Jill was noning the bass player all night long! she could not keep her eyes off of him!!
By Hatty
For The Nones
Don't you know/you know/indeed

Has roots in Chaucer's middle english

By Cyndie
When used correctly, 'none' is a contraction of 'not one' and therefore takes the singular verb ending.

One of the fans has an autograph.
Not one of the fans has an autograph.
None of the fans has an autograph.

A lot of people would write 'none of the fans have an autograph'. They are WRONG and STUPID. Ignore any fuckers who think 'none' means 'not any'. Tell them to say 'nany' and to stop being so WRONG and STUPID.
By Irita
A word used instead of breasts or boobies! Created from a facebook extravaganza

She has nice nones
By Dinny