A girl who, despite having 'the goods', just isn't attractive. Typically as a result of personality/intelligence or a complete
lack thereof.
It is perfectly normal to find a northern pike 'hot' but the thought of dating one ought to induce near suicidal
nauseaDerived from the song "She ain't pretty (she just looks that way)" by the Northern
Pikes
Bob: "So how was your date with that hottie from the bar?"
Steve: "Total
waste of time. She was such a northern pike that had to
duck out of dinner before she made me I stabbed my
eyes out with a fork."