Not Having Any

refusing to accept, rejecting

I was not having any of her rumors that I was lying to them.

By Doro

I Don't Have Any Gum

The biggest lie in history
EVER.

Kid: Do you have any gum?
You: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) No, sorry I don't have any gum.

By Tabitha

I Don't Have Any Plywood

I don't have any plywood

By Christy

I Don’t Have Any Cheese

When u have no cheese

Where’s my cheese I have none
I have no cheese
I don’t have any cheese

By Ilyse

Do We Have Any Lemons?

do we have any lemons?; this phrase is a line inside the movie, paranormal activity. this movie was being watched by three friends. these friends are, sarrinah, ruba, and ava. it was quite funny because, although the movie was supposed to be scary, it was actually extremely comical. therefore, these three girls couldn't stop laughing at this one random scene, and decided to make it a longrunning joke.

girl 1: "hey, dO wE hAvE aNy lEmOns?"
girl 2: "haha! i don't know, do we?"

By Hildy

Does Anyone Have Any Questions?

I am a soulless corporate fuckwad.

Whenever you hear "Does anyone have any questions?" after a long speech of zero value; you know you're dealing with a soulless corporate fuckwad.

By Bidget

Don't Have Any Attention To Pay

When you don't care for anybody and that you've gotten increasing frustioning.

Why should I pay attention when I don't have any attention to pay?

By Lin

Do You Have Any Cigarettes

A pick-up line. Often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. Usually executed via phone from hotel room.

Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.

Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.

If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."

User in own hotel room - calls co-worker in different room:

"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."

By Mersey

Do You Have Any Hand Sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

By Trescha

If You Don't Eat Yer Meat, You Can't Have Any Pudding. How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don't Eat Yer Meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

By Else

Define Not Having Any Meaning