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Noted
a sarcastic way to say "thanks for sharing, no one really cares"

John: DUDE I ate a lollipop today!

Bob: noted.
By Heloise
Noted
an easy reply to be used when someone e-mails you or posts something to their Face Book page that is the same old narrow minded, tiresome shit that they have been spouting for months. You want to tell them to shut the fuck up, but you know that it's useless- they will continue on their senseless course. This is the reply to use to respond to examples of hariotism, conspiracy theories, praise of rants from Ann Coulteror Michelle Bachman, comments supporting Climategate and most anything coming out of a ReBiblican's mouth.

1. "President Obama was not born in the United States."
reply: "noted"

2. Michelle Bachman said “When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I’ve said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That’s really my standard".
reply: "noted"
By Karmen
Noted
When someone has realized their mistakes and owns up to it.

"Why have you gotten yourself knocked up Sandy?"said Patrick. "Noted. Me and Spongebob should fuck a little less."replied Sandy apologetically.
By Alida
Noted
bored, a state of feeling no excitment or energy, dull and uninteresting, feeling weary because one is unoccupied or lacks interest in one's current activity.

Ah, dude i'm so noted. Tryna chill?
By Kasey
Note-for-note
Absolutely the same

Grant Lee Buffalo's "We've Only Just Begun" is almost a note-for-note re-creation of the Carpenters' version.
By Franny
Noted.
When used as a reply, shorthand to express that the message is received. Does not convey any emotion or opinion.

"My new cell # is 555-1234"
"Noted."
By Vivi
Noted
Another word for " Got that" or "I'll take it into account".

Person 1: You stink. You should take a shower.

Person 2: Noted.
By Ina
Noted.
A reply posted when someone puts a status on facebook, myspace, etc. Sarcastically shows that you care, and are going to write the status down in a notebook, when you really dont care at all about the status.

Facebook Status-
John Smith is goin to the movies
Comment-
Noted.
By Victoria
IT Notes
A disguising name for porn collection.

My IT notes are world class.
By Gavra
On That Note
Is giving importance to a fact by saying it before the fact.

On that note ima head out.
By Floria