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Define Number 2 Meaning

Number 2
To excrete waste; take a shit.

"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."
By Shannah
Number 2
What my dog did on my sisters bedroom floor last night...a good old dump right beside her baseball jersey. really says something about her team

last night my dog did this huge number 2 on the floor... she had sleep on the sofa.
By De
Number 2
a kiddie saying of taking a dump

alright im taking a number 2
By Benni
Number 2
A two cheeseburger combo meal at mcdonalds!

Uhhh, could i getta number 2 with a coke and supa size that shiet!
By Daffy
Number 2
Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.

Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.
By Elberta
Number 2
To poop, defecate, excrete fecal matter from the anus.

I had a lot of pizza, so now I'm constipated and finding it hard to number 2
By Edithe
Number 2
A rhyming slang for taking a poo.

For al those retar- I mean, people - who mistake number 3 for number 1, it's a rhyming slang. Number 3 means to pee. Number 1 means none.

Little boy Johnny, went to the loo,
He ate so much, he went for a number 2.
Little boy Johnny, got out of the loo,
He drank so much, he suddenly had to pee.
So Little Johnny went there and gone for a number 3!

Got it now?
By Loella
Number 2
Derek Jeter, Yankee shortstop, to retire after the 2014 baseball season.

"At shortstop, Number 2...Number 2!"
By Etheline
Number 2
Just another way to describe taking a shit

Kaylee : Wow Jakes really mad today!
Kiersten : What's the big deal so I went Number 2 on his dick last night!
Kaylee : So I guess anal sex wasn't the best idea!
Chad : God Damn't Steve if you want me to continue fucking you in the ass you cannot go Number 2 on my dick ok!
Steve : Im sorry baby it's just your dick in my ass just makes me so excited plus I really like chili & tacos!
Chad : Yeah you do like licking chili off my dick & balls don't you!
Kaylee : Oh my god you two are so disgusting!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding so gross guy's so gross!
By Nerita
Number 2
Another word for poop

Uh-oh! I gotta go number 2!
By Leonelle