The team that every minority in California is a fan of. The Raiders, however, are a bunch of losers who could care less about the team and most of the time want out of the organization as soon as possible Examples:
Jerry Rice, Rich Gannon,
Tim Brown, Both the Woodsons, Ted Washington, Kerry Collins, I could go on and on
Despite haveing the biggest fanbase in the NFL and some legendary players, the Raiders just lose, and that's seems like it always is. Example: The 2005 Oakland Raiders had Randy Moss (WR), the expert at
cathing the deepball, and Kerry Collins (QB) the excpert at throwing the deepball. They had a good RB in
LaMont Jordan, a decent
O-Line, and a defence that had veteran leadership in
Charles Woodson and young players such as Ted Washington, and an okay coach in
Norv Turner. The Raiders went 4-12 that year. THEN, in 2006, despite Matt Lienart being on the board and a pressing issue of the Raiders needing a QB, they draft the sub-par Michle Huff. Ted Washington Left, Charles Woodson left and Randy Moss had the worst year in all his career in 2006. So what do they do? They get
Aaron Brooks, a player that has never even led a team to the fuckin' playoffs, and hire Art Shell, an inexcpierenced 40-something year old who played guard like 20 years ago.
So overall, Raiders are destined to lose and all there fans are a bunch of pricks who only wear Oakland Merchandise cause it makes them look cool. (And by look cool, I really mean look cool cuz the Raiders uniforms are tight as hell even though a winner will never wear it.)
Me: Wow, I just saw a white guy claiming to be a
raiders fan getting
shot up by a gang...
Someone Else: Well that's just typical Oakland Raiders fans, ruining all of the football by making a FOOTBALL TEAM into a GANG...
Me: What a bunch of
pricks, damn, it must suck to be a raiders fan...