John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condomsjust so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
By Ardelis
Obelisk The Tormentor
Where your partner wants anal, so you go to other side of the room, then run full speed to them while yelling "Fist of Fury", and shove your fist up their ass.
I wanted to try something new in bed, so Johnny Obelisk the Tormentor me so hard I had to call off of work for a few days.
