Define Object-oriented Meaning

1. A type of programming, that allows users to program in modular pieces.

2. A type of sexual fetish, where the afflicted insists on using foriegn items found around the house in order to heighten sexual pleasure.

1. C++ is my favorite object-oriented programming language.

2. Ozkirbus is just too object-oriented in the orgies for anyone to feel safe and have a good time.
By Jorrie
Object-oriented Masturbation
the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own ego by way of using object-oriented code in places where it has no advantage instead resulting in unnecessary complication and bloat.

Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:

Object-oriented masturbation solution:

function MathLib(){

this.answer = null;

MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){

this.answer = x + y;

MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){

return this.answer;

function Printer(){

this.preText = ”;

Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){

this.preText = str;

Printer.prototype.out = function (str){

document.write(this.preText + str);

// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
By Roanna
Object-oriented Programming
The most overrated and overhyped programming paradigm on earth.

Frequently leads to over-engineering and is at the moment most commonly done using the Java programming language, which has a particularly shitty brand of object-orientation. Other popular object-oriented programming languages include C++ and C#.

Idiot: Man, that's such a hard project. Let's use object-oriented programming to make out life easier.
Rock-star programmer: You're fired.
By Jessy