Define Occurances Meaning

Occurances
Occurences spelt by a moron.

By Kettie
Occur
the act of something happening
"hey matt whats going to occur"
"alert the occurrence is starting

"hey matt whats going to occur"
"alert the occurrence is starting"- see "alert" for further reffrence
By Edyth
Then A Miracle Occurs
The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.

Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."

Boss: "It's due in three weeks."

Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."
By Lotte
Feces Occurs

My portfolio lost 22 percent of its value in the recent market correction. Oh, well: Feces occurs.
By Sigrid
Poo Occurs

By Kellyann
What’s Occurring
A Welsh way to say “What’s Happening”, this is often used in the British TV SeriesGavin and Stacey”

What’s Occurring today en pal
By Timi
Natural Occurence
A disaster that can happen anywear and at anytime.

Natural Occurences eg. Volcano,Tidle wave, Tsunamis,thunder storms, Volcanic Eruptions etc.
By Cherice
Random Occuring Boner
A boner that happens randomly and unexpectedly. Usually it is not a good thing. They generally tend to happen at the worst possible time or a time when it is not acceptable or called for. Sometimes it happens when a man is not even turned on or horney.

Man, it was weird. I was just sitting in math class and boom, random occuring boner. It made no sense, there wasn't even a hot girl in the room
By Josee
Sorry! An Unexpected Error Has Occurred!
what happens on myspace when shit messes up.

always happens at the worst time when you REALLY want to log in to your account..... cause OMG you need to see if anyone has commented on your "cool new pix."

damn... another sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! wtf.... i need to click this again, and again, and again!!! sorry my ass!!!
By Melli
Normally Occurs At The Tail-end Of An Upset-stomach Deuce. When You Fire Off A Bunch Of Quick-hitting Farts, In A Firecracker Pattern, With No Substance Or Stink With The Sound Being Amplified By The Toilet Bowl.

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
By Aleta