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Oh Jesus
when
shit
is
getting
too
shitty
oh jesus, there's
superglue
on the toilet
seat
By Gay
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Oh Jesus
Sykkuno
’s
favorite
word to
say!
“
Oh jesus
Rae
”
By Tammie
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Uh Oh Jesus
Act of
spotting
a poorly-hidden recording
video camera
while a female is riding the male in
the missionary
position.
Ronald
: Why was
Gabby
crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus"
on the bitch
.
By Kendra
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Oh My Jesus
To
get over
excited
over
something
.
Will: Dude I just
got laid
John
:
OH MY JESUS
By Carmon
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Oh Baby Jesus
A word coined by
the famous
Ricky Bobby
now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "
Well fuck me
"
Someone: I forgot
my phone
and my keys and my underwear.
Me:
Oh baby jesus
that sucks
cow
balls.
By Dre
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Oh Lawd Jesus
It refers to
black people's
pronunciation
of "
Lord
Jesus"
You see a
black girl
with a huge butt and
exclaim
: Oh Lawd Jesus
that ass
!
By Kiley
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Oh Lawd Jesus
Black women
dialogue
for; "Oh how interestingly
spontaneous
that this particular event occurred at this paradime."
Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and
Jamar
O'Ryan are
having a baby
."
Mama Jackson: "
Oh lawd Jesus
!"
By Averil
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Oh My Jesus
To be used when something is amazing/shocking to
emphasise
how you feel
. It is not the same as Oh My God which would be a bigger deal, and really, doesn't sound as good. Can also be shortened to
OMJ
.
OH MY JESUS
! I just saw Sally banging
Paula's
ex!
OH MY JESUS! I think we ran over
a squirrel
.
By Perri
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Oh My Jesus Fuck
Expression used when extremely
shocked
or
suprised
by something very
unexpected
"That
bikini
bandit
is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"
OH MY JESUS FUCK
!!"
By Costanza
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Oh Lord Jesus
When someone does
something dumb
out of
no where
.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens
unexpectedly
.
Jocelyn: "hey, did you see ally's makeup today?"
Arlette
: "no why?"
*
arlette
sees ally's horrifying make up*
Arlette: "
oh lord Jesus
"
By Linzy
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