Define Old Ass Meaning

Adj. Used to describe when something is REALLY old.

It is what it is... OLD ASS SHIT! Irreparable shit laying around the house that needs to be thrown away!

When a guy shows up to your work with flowers so you offer him all you have, old ass cookies.
If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies.

Love is a thing of the past.
Old ass cookies is where it's at.

A term popularized by bitchrap artist Soulja Boy. Ice-t, one of the greatest gangster rappers of all time, dissed Soulja Boy in a mixtape. In response to this, Soulja Boy posted a video on Youtube in which he repeatedly refered to Ice-T as an "old ass nigga". Everytime he said this, his two slaves in the background would let out a fake laugh. Soulja Boy is now one of the moist disrespected artists in all of modern music.

Whenever Jaylen Shippen walks or shows his knees

1.) elderly,bitter person that can't let go of their youth
2.) Vincent Dot Mccraw
3.) Joan rivers

Someone who is wise beyond their years. A youngin who already knows what it is....

when someone is getting older and they do little tricks that dont hurt anyones feeling.

what one smells like after not bathing for months, or farting and shitting

Slang expression used for Wayne Kramer of the MC5 because he's an old ass clown these days trying to capitalize on the past of his deceased friends rather than doing it on his own. Had a couple of good songs here and there, but constantly keeps recording "The Harder They Come" by Jimmy Cliff on nearly every recording in an inane attempt to make the song famous. Put your money of Sonic's Rendezvous Band for much, much more talent.