Define Old Meaning

Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.

that which is not new

You begin to be old when people who deliver pizzas are systematically younger than you.

(See young)

Something that was said and/or done repeatedly that has been totally played out. Tired. Annoying.

Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.

synonym for AWESOMELY COOL

having large saggy wrinkly multicolored ears. sometimes they're so gnarly if you squint real hard it looks like and old dude's face

bonidacci clothes; obsolete.

Jennifer Caldwell (an alternate on UK Tour of Six the Musical) is the definition of old, just like she mentioned on multiple occasions to multiple people

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!