Located in
Oxford, Mississippi, this is the smallest university in the great state of Mississippi even with the highest acceptance rate among the three major colleges in the state (Mississippi State and
Southern Miss). Students typically have lower
GPA's (than State and Southern) and a taste for dressing like snobs and often try to pretend they aren't from Mississippi. Ole Miss is academically and soon to be totally athletically inferior to Mississippi State.
Parker - "Dude, I can get into State. My
GPA is too low!"
Sam - "Man, don't worry. Buy yourself some
loafers, and go to Ole Miss. It's easy to get accepted there."