Define On My Ass Meaning

On My Ass
being super drunk/fucked up from weed/alc etc, but at a relaxed state

“I was on my ass after 2 bong hits and an edible
By Nell
On My Ass
Refering to an after affect of a substance, usually a drugs or alchol, that leave you in an altered, but sublime, state.

Girl 1: Girl last night, I has some green and was on my ass, I was so fucked up. That shit was some fire. I'm tryna get some yeah again, tonight.
By Guenevere
On My Ass

When I come home late, my wife is all on my ass.
By Felisha
On My Ass
being super fucked up from a drug of some sort, but being at a relaxed state

“i was on my ass when i took 2 bong hits and an edible
By Gianna
My Ass
When someone says something and you think it’s a lie. / You don’t believe in what they’re saying

Person 1: Me and name are in a relationship

Person 2: Relationship my ass
By Ynes
My Ass
Product of an owl and a bungee cord. (See Kung Pow for reference)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord... MY ASS!
By Angele
My Ass
Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.

Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
By Deloria
My Ass
The best thing you can say to someone when they offend you

Guy 1: you r so ugly
Guy 2: ugly my ass
By Farra
My Ass
A statement of defiance or a derogatory term expressing surprise, disappointment or irritation. Usually used when someone tells you something that you just honestly can't or won't enjoy.

“The fact you have to face is that you inadvertently killed two psyker brothers with your presence. This is why we decided that the Culexus Temple would be the best place for you,” He (Briar) explained.

“Culexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, “I’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”
By Marley
My Ass
When someone says something and you believe that it’s a lie/ you know it’s a lie.

Person 1: me and name are in a relationship
Person 2: relationship my ass!
By Imojean