Define On My Dick Meaning

On My Dick
When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.

Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?"
Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"
By Cory
On My Dick
when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won't stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her

*Guys phone rings*
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*

friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back

guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!
By Averyl
On My Dick
a person who fucks with another person in a romantic-friend way. that person stays committed and keeps coming back.

girl: he's on my dick ..
By Amelie
On My Dick
(Israeli Slang): A phrase used to express your utter disregard of the situation. Articulation of absolute indifference.
Pronounciation: Al Ha-Zain Sh`lee.

Charlie: Man, your grades are on the face!
You: On my dick, dude.

Johannes: Man, that kettle on the fire is going to be ruined.
You: On my dick..

Georgie boy: Man, Louana's got the hots for you, whatcha gonna do??
You: On my dick man, she's on my dick.
By Ilyse
On My Dick
When a person does something that you dont appriciate much.

Moshe: I need some money to buy a drink.
Me: on my dick.
By Rosalia
On My Dick
A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"
By Norry
My Dick
The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.
By Orella
My Dick

My dick *points to crotch* right here.
By Martelle
My Dick

By Ellynn
My Dick
A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.

My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV

My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine

My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
By Lee